Oi, listen up.

On Saturday, 8th of March, something big is happening at Carnegie Library, Ayr—and no, it ain’t your nan’s book club. We’re talkin’ The Big Man Tragic himself, live and in the flesh, reading straight from his masterpiece: A Practical Guide to Walrus Chasing.

This ain't just a book reading, sunshine—it’s a rare chance to hear the words straight from the source. You’ll get dramatic excerpts, insider stories, and the opportunity to grill the Big Man with your most burning, ridiculous, or downright unhinged questions.

If you’ve got any sense, you’ll be there. If not? Well, can’t help ya.

📍 Carnegie Library, Ayr
🗓️ Saturday, 8th March
⏰ 3 PM

Turn up, listen in, and maybe—just maybe—leave enlightened.